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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Top 10 Signs You Are A Mom...

I found this on Goodies For Mom's blog...and thought I'd play along.

Here are my Top 10 Signs You Are A Mom (Or a Dad):

1. You hope ketchup is a veggie...because it's the only one your kid eats.
2. Not only have you mastered the "bedhead" look...you've also mastered the "I haven't showered in days" and the "I haven't really slept in months" look
3. It's 3 PM and you are still in your pjs. (Okay, that's if you are a SAHM/SAHD lol)
4. You stop criticizing the way your parents raised you. - That, and spanking starts to make a lot more sense.
5. You find yourself cutting your sandwiches (even if it isn't for the kids) in cute little shapes and peeling the crust off...or chopping everything into tiny bite-sized pieces.
6. You begin fantasizing about playing cowboys and indians or hide and seek...just so you can tie them up and hide (or just hide if the game is hide and seek).
7. You are so desperate for adult conversation that you tell your problems to the telemarketer...and they hang up on YOU!
8. You are out with your friends and you excuse yourself to go "potty"
9. You measure your time in cartoon increments "You can watch ONE backyardigans...and then off to bed!"
10. You just spent 3 hours doing heavy duty cleaning: scrubbing, mopping, dishes, vacuuming, dusting, picking up...and in 10 minutes...it looks like you haven't done anything at all.
And a bonus: Somedays you wonder if you really are cut out to do this at all...but you know you'd never ever trade...not for anything.


Dad Speed said...

Haven't experienced them all yet... but the ones I have are so true.

Kathryn said...

Well done! That was hilarious! I really relate!

Jared said...

Brilliant! I especially like the ketchup one... :D

The UnMighty said...

That about sums it up.

Goodies for Mom said...

LOL! At hide and seek!!!! I'll have to try that.

suchsimplepleasures said...

all of those...so relate to!!
very funny!

imbeingheldhostage said...

Very very funny-- it goes along with the "How to know whether or not you're ready to be a parent"-- a forward I got once.
And ketchup IS a veg.... isn't it?